June 14 - Duncanitis
“The definition of “Tim Duncanitis” is when the media and followers of a sport make arguments that
other players are best, because they just don’t want to state the obvious. In Tim Duncan’s case,
pundits love to predict LeBron James or Dwyane Wade to be the MVP/Best Player in basketball even
though it’s painfully clear to every rational human being watching hoops that the best player is indeed
Duncan. This is why Tim Duncan has only won two MVP’s.”
You know how in professional wrestling they always pair the guy who can’t talk shit with a manager.
Rob Van Dam had Bill Alfonso, the “One Man Gang” had “Slick” and Andre The Giant had Bobby “The
Brain” Heenan. I think Tim Duncan needs that. Or he needs to pull a David Beckham or Pete
Sampras and marry a real hot B-list actress/singer. Tim Duncan needs someone or something that
casually announces he is the best at his profession because that is what he is. When San Antonio
wraps up this series with Cleveland over the next week, Tim Duncan will cement himself as the
greatest player since Michael Jordan AND the best pure power forward to ever play the game of
For some reason, Tim Duncan has never been universally pronounced as the best basketball player
on the planet. You always hear people say that “Shaq is the most dominant force” or “Kobe is the best
player”. People often laud LeBron James and Dwyane Wade as the guys they would start a franchise
with. Steve Nash has won two MVPs in the last three years. Dirk Nowitzki won it this year. Even now
you have Kevin Garnett backers who tell you that his supporting cast is what is holding him back.
I’ll say it for Tim. He is better than all of those guys. In fact, Tim Duncan is a lot like “Law & Order”. He
has quietly cranked out greatness through the years and watched competitors just come and go.
The only real debate comes from Shaquille O’Neal, however it hardly is one. While the two of them
will be tied at four championships, Tim Duncan has never had the teammates Shaq had. At Shaq’s
apex he played with Kobe Bryant in his prime. Plus, Shaq’s fourth championship was basically him
playing “Robin” to Dwyane Wade’s “Batman”. On the flip side, if you take Tim Duncan off the Spurs
then Tony Parker is just a French guy who needs to shave more often and Manu Ginobili is an
Argentinian guy who needs to stop by The Hair Club For Men on his way home from practice. Tim
Duncan was the “guy” on four separate NBA Championship teams.
If you want to take a historical look versus other big men the only one who Duncan does not compare
favorably to in terms of leading his team to NBA titles is Bill Russell. Chamberlain only got two.
Kareem Abdul-Jabaar did get six titles, however Magic Johnson was the straw that stirred the drink on
five of those teams.
Not only has Tim Duncan dominated at being a competitor but he has excelled at being a teammate.
My biggest problem with what Kobe Bryant did two weeks ago was that he essentially threw his
teammates under the bus. When you say “I haven’t gotten the help around me I was promised” you
might as well say, “my teammates suck and I can’t win with this batch of losers.” While this year’s
San Antonio Spurs do have a great roster and are a team that ranks amongst the best teams since
1980, Duncan has won titles with supporting casts that were nowhere near championship caliber.
The team he led to the title in 2002-2003 had one of the weakest supporting casts to ever win an NBA
Maybe Duncan has gotten lost in the shuffle because his approach to basketball has always been
the right way. He stayed all four years of college and dominated. His decision and Peyton Manning’s
decision to stay in school will still go down as the two most shocking of my lifetime. This is in an era
of self-gratification. Where players declare early and try like hell to lock up that first contract so they
can buy a Bentley and “make it rain” at the club.
It is most likely Tim Duncan gets forgotten about because he chooses to be. Possessing the
personality of a Pete Sampras or Roger Federer, Duncan has chosen to quietly go about the
business of winning ballgames while displaying a character that makes you wish more people in
sports would follow his example. Maybe he doesn’t have a reality show coming out teaching
overweight kids how to lose weight and maybe he wasn’t a high school prodigy. However he is the
best of this era and any intelligent debate should end by Sunday.
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org.